{"id":5337,"date":"2012-11-22T13:14:04","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T02:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zenashapter.com\/blog\/?p=5337"},"modified":"2021-08-30T16:35:59","modified_gmt":"2021-08-30T06:35:59","slug":"what-will-kick-start-the-apocalypse-your-results-are-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/what-will-kick-start-the-apocalypse-your-results-are-in\/","title":{"rendered":"What will kick-start the apocalypse? Your results are in!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2000 \u2013 the Y2K bug was supposed to bring an end to our world<\/p>\n<p>1997\/1999 \u2013 Nostradamus predicted Armageddon<\/p>\n<p>2012 \u2013 now it\u2019s the Mayans turn to predict our doomsday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>According to an ancient Mayan inscription carved on a stone staircase in the ruins of Guatemala\u2019s La Corona, 21 December 2012 is the next \u2018end date\u2019 to cause us concern. What \u2018end date\u2019 means, of course, is up for interpretation. Will there be political or socioeconomic change? Will there be a natural disaster or technological failure?<\/p>\n<p>With only a month to go before this \u2018end date\u2019, I thought I\u2019d ask you \u2013 what is about to happen? I offered up some suggestions on <a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ZenaShapter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a>, but also invited readers to suggest their own ideas. Here are the results*:<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5341\" style=\"width: 649px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Screen-shot-2012-11-22-at-12.41.04-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5341\" class=\" wp-image-5341  \" title=\"Screen shot 2012-11-22 at 12.41.04 PM\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Screen-shot-2012-11-22-at-12.41.04-PM.png\" width=\"639\" height=\"406\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5341\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poll results as at 22 November 2012<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Big thanks go to the Facebookers and Tweeps who answered this poll: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ian.a.irvine\">Ian Andrew Irvine<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/claire.corbett.988?fref=pb\">Claire Corbett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/kirsten.tranter?fref=pb\">Kirsten Tranter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/catsparks?fref=pb\">Catriona Sparks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/gillian.polack?fref=pb\">Gillian Polack<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seandblogonaut?fref=pb\">Sean Wright<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/nansi.kunze.7?fref=pb\">Nansi Kunze<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/kylie.scott.142?fref=pb\">Kylie Scott<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/elizabeth.ottosson.5?fref=pb\">Elizabeth Ottosson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/zoyanojin1?fref=pb\">Zoya Nojin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/fandelion?fref=pb\">Chris Andrews<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/bradanderson2000?fref=pb\">Brad C Anderson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/MariaKellyAuthor?fref=pb\">Maria Kelly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jodi.cleghorn?fref=pb\">Jodi Cleghorn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/fuzzy.mijmark?fref=pb\">F\u00fczzy Mijmark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/crisetta\">Crisetta MacLeod<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/beatrice.yell3\">Beatrice Yell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/brett.eden.39?fref=pb\">Brett Eden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rkeuning?fref=pb\">Rick Keuning<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mary.hopper.54?fref=pb\">Mary Dreyer Hopper<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/tec4cleveland?fref=pb\">Janet Lingel Aldrich<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Debra.Smith.Author?fref=pb\">Debra Smith<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/JohnChapman.0?fref=pb\">John Chapman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/adrian.millard.3?fref=pb\">Adrian Millard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ray.paterson.503?fref=pb\">Ray Paterson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jaap.timmer?fref=pb\">Jaap Timmer<\/a>, <a title=\"Alex Adsett Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexadsett\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Alex Adsett<\/a> and <a title=\"Adam Byatt Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/revhappiness\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Adam Byatt<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>*Please note that, for ease of interpretation, I grouped together all those reader suggestions that fell under the idea of mankind causing its own downfall. These included:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>War<\/li>\n<li>Western arrogance in their own beliefs<\/li>\n<li>Mislead theists<\/li>\n<li>A single (particularly idiot) politician<\/li>\n<li>Growing popularity of McDonald\u2019s and other junk food<\/li>\n<li>Too many people focused on their own needs\/wants in so many areas \u2013 eg. water<\/li>\n<li>Nanotechnology grey death<\/li>\n<li>Androids with chips on their shoulders<\/li>\n<li>Ian Irvine (!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As for me, I didn\u2019t cast a vote this time. I think we\u2019re going to be here when the sun dies! These \u2018end dates\u2019 crop up from time to time, but nothing apocalyptic ever happens. Humans will go on forever. Life will find a way, as Dr Ian Malcolm says in the original Jurassic Park:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it&#8217;s that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but&#8230; well, there it is\u2026. I&#8217;m simply saying that life&#8230; finds a way.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And if there\u2019s one thing we humans cherish, it\u2019s life. In every post-apocalyptic story I\u2019d read or seen, there are humans struggling through. We&#8217;re an indomitable species.<\/p>\n<p>I was watching the <em>Doctor Who<\/em> episode \u201cUtopia\u201d the other night (written by Russell T Davies), in which Doctor Who (David Tennant) stands at the edge of a canyon village on a distant planet. The village was once occupied by some form of living species, but is now abandoned.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u201cWhat killed it?\u201d his assistant (Freema Agyeman) asks.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u201cTime,\u201d he replies.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5364\" style=\"width: 253px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tikal_temple-1_zena.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5364\" class=\" wp-image-5364 \" title=\"tikal_temple 1_zena\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tikal_temple-1_zena.jpg\" width=\"243\" height=\"323\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5364\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me in Guatemala<br \/>(eight years ago!)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But time is nothing to be afraid of&#8230; Just look at any ruined city here on Earth (the Guatemalan temple where this latest &#8216;end date&#8217; was found for instance) and imagine what its occupants would have said if told their city would one day be abandoned, that life as they knew it would be gone. Most likely, they&#8217;d have panicked! Just as people panic today when learning of a new &#8216;end date&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>All it is, is fear of change.<\/p>\n<p>Despite Earth&#8217;s ruined cities and temples, isn&#8217;t humanity today thriving (apart from a little economic crisis!)? So what&#8217;s there to be afraid of, really?<\/p>\n<p>Writers.<\/p>\n<p>Those naughty writers! The idea of an apocalypse was of course created by storytellers, who wanted us to be afraid \u2013 for good reason. When we fear having things taken away from us \u2013 things we value or enjoy \u2013 it makes us cherish them all the more. So storytellers, since the dawn of time, have told stories that make us grateful for what we&#8217;ve got. Contentment is a highly prized state of mind.<\/p>\n<p>So when 21 December comes around this year, don&#8217;t fear what the storytellers say. Simply read between the lines, and be thankful for the joys you can embrace, right here, right now.<\/p>\n<p>As for the future \u2013 take note of the top two theories on my poll above and be good to the planet, and each other. Hugs help \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>PS. if the zombies come for us though, I&#8217;m told that a good shotgun will probably help too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2000 \u2013 the Y2K bug was supposed to bring an end to our world 1997\/1999 \u2013 Nostradamus predicted Armageddon 2012 \u2013 now it\u2019s the Mayans turn to predict our doomsday&#8230; According to an ancient Mayan inscription carved on a stone staircase in the ruins of Guatemala\u2019s La Corona, 21 December\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/what-will-kick-start-the-apocalypse-your-results-are-in\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[18,47,50,158,183,200,227,257,329,365,414,442,456,490,543,582,602,625,718],"class_list":["post-5337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bookish-inspection","category-writer-advice","tag-21-december-2012","tag-apocalypse","tag-armageddon","tag-david-tennant","tag-doctor-who","tag-end-date","tag-freema-agyeman","tag-guatemala","tag-jurassic-park","tag-la-corona","tag-mayans","tag-natural-disaster","tag-nostradamus","tag-political-change","tag-ruins","tag-socioeconomic-change","tag-storytellers","tag-technological-failure","tag-y2k-bug"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5337"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14245,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5337\/revisions\/14245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zenashapter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}